I'm sorry to spoil this for everybody but under new EU laws you can only go topless on Greek beaches with the appropriate EU Permit.
By the powers vested in me through the internet I am now the sole issuer of permits for the north of Corfu.
To make an application please post 2 identical photographs of your breasts to me though the personal messaging system of this site.
I will adjudge the suitability of your application and issue the permits as appropriate.
Thank you for your attention.
I'm bound to upset someone with this arnt I!
Regards
Frank
I am very new to this website, having only just booked to go to Arillas today, and this post had me rolling on the floor PML!!!! Brilliant!!
At 54 and 11 months, I hesitate to apply via photos to Corfusoon (the boobs are fine, it's what lies south of them that lets me down!!), so I'll risk going permitless as well as topless!!
Very funny, and well worth a try CS!!!!