As Dimitris accidentally deleted the previous Doughnut Man thread, we are resurrecting it here.

Beware, beware
The doughnut man
Resist his wares?
I’m sure you can!
His prices are outrageous,
You won’t get any change.
And his sense of hygiene
Is really very strange.
He walks along with a basket of wares
On the off-chance anyone dares
To buy food from a guy so unsavoury.
You’d need stupidity and not bravery!
When caught short he relieves
Himself on the beach,
Then wants to sell you
A slice of melon or a peach.
He sells fresh fruit
But he can’t pronounce it.
A doughnut may look good
But you must denounce it.
You know me, I don’t like to preach
But when relaxing on the beach,
Just ignore the calls of this brute,
Of “Doughnuts!” and “Flesh Fluit!”
Beware, beware
The doughnut man.
Resist his wares?
I’m sure you can!
lynn xx