Aaron , - Sorry got name wrong there.
Ah... Ron - Look upon me as gravel in your underwear. Or an organ grinder. Whatever lights yer candle!!
But a poet? Alas no. I leave that to an ouzo , or two. "But only if I'm feeling blue and have nowt else to do"
and..... I sign off with a pleasant outside temp of 6 deg.
and...... anyway , Kevin , that report looks like it came from the "Sun" (We use that word carefully around here - Don't wanna lose friends!)
They exagorate everything. The editor probably had his electric fire on, wooly socks and a blank page to fill.
Cheers
Negg