best thing i have found for mozzies is a cirtus stick
Wot do you do Craig? - Just hit them on the head with it or is it something technical I can't deal with.
Now, waspies . I've said before and will say again that the Greek wasp is very laid back.
It will sting you if, when it appears the "victim" does a ceremonial war dance or attempts to create his/her variation of "break dancing"
That will startle them and would even frighten me! (Unless I knew the music you were dancing to)
But, and it works for us, a very nochalent flick of the hand or blow at it and off it goes for new pastures <<<< Serious bit this folks!
Anyway, follow this simple procedure:-
3 nonchalent flicks and then swat the bugger if he still comes back.
( You can even get a stubborn Greek wasp - donchyerknow? )
Mozzies have been known to queue up during the day and select the victim on a shiftwork basis. Don't be fooled into thinking the repelant is for evenings only.
Splash it on, if you're walking through the undergrowth or having a lunchtime meal.
Wegg and me get a few bites, during the day when we're sorting the garden out.
Take no prisoners and if buzzed, even by a curious one, then remove him from the equation. ( His/her fault for being curious - Curiosity killed cat n all that )
Now, Riggers! - He will be bitten 10 times for every game of darts that he wins when playing yours truly. I have trained a select group of SAS mozzies who follow my orders to the letter. This is why I very rarely lose games now. The odd few players that beat me never get replays as they are laid up in a hospital bed somewhere with more bumps than you can see on the moon,
Hope this helps
Happy Darting Riggers
Negg
