Oh yes riggers, and I've got thick red hair.... I can just see you and me sat in the Nut with a lemonade and two straws! If it ever happens, our faces would be longer than the Forth Bridge!
It is a disaster though. The effect on tourism has already been mentioned by our coys. And the locals will have to become non-smoking teetotallers... And poorer.
Our sunflower PM'd me earlier, mooting the new AASD. "Arillas Addict Smokers and Drinkers club." I've already signed up as a life member (thanks for the message Connie!)
Give up drinking? Moi? My legs might start working...
Phil