Jill dearest, I'm now from rural Somerset luvver. Found this on Youtube, and would love to know if it means anythin to yous, whatever that is...
Please post about it.
The beach means Arillas to me.
We are landlocked here so I sunbathe behind a screen fence to prevent neighbours from publishing photos of a naked teacher.
This village really wouldn't understand a naked old man, but they put up with a couple who earn their living as pornographers. (In a carefully coded way...) Needless to say we are their best friends. They are much richer than most of us.
Phil